If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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