the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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