i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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