Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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