Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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