road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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