Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Your tits are I can't wait for
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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