somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
