I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
