Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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