I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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