I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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