think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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