He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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