me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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