Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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