We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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