Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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