so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
