Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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