i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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