Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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