Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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