I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize