So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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