People with herpes should wear stickers.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
