We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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