i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
