i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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