i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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