Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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