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(512): View more from Texas

just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?

(1-512): View more from Texas

pretty standard. you have fun last night?

(512): View more from Texas

apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?

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typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

zippers are such a cool invention

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.

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(315): View more from New York

This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.

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Or maybe pay for Netflix?

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I'm not that desperate yet.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures

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