she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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