I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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