There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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