i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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