Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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