It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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