belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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