My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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