just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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