found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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