If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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