don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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