theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
