I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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