So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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