Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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