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(407): View more from Florida

Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.

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(310): View more from California

I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.

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(416): View more from Toronto

the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away

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(614): View more from Ohio

Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?

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