your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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