How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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