if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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