Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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