You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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