If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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