...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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